unmothafuckinbelievable

An event, action, or result that is hard for a human of normal thought to process.

That bitch cheated on me, with my best friend? Unmothafuckinbelievable.

or.

Unmothafuckinbelievable, my son can't be gay.

by jamaal.a.manic April 30, 2009

Cuntasm

Cuntasm is an occurance when a female, or very feminine male, get's overly excited about a seemingly small, to the average person, disagreement.

"Damn bitch, calm the fuck down, don't have a damn cuntasm!"

by jamaal.a.manic April 30, 2009