unmojovated

The act of declining obvious interest from the opposite sex because your significant other is in near proximity

Bro, this girl totally wants to do me but I'm so unmojovated because my girl is sitting on the other side of the bar.

unmojovated by luthifer November 7, 2009

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Unmotivated Boop

The action of lightly poking somebody else’s nose, whilst muttering a monotone (generally low) “boop.”

“Boop.”
“That was a very Unmotivated Boop.”
“Sorry.”

Unmotivated Boop by Cowboy_ August 23, 2021

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Unmotivated Lazy ass mf

A person that just stays home playing games all day with no goals and no future. Doesnt have a job, or car, or life due to their laziness. Is only good for wasting your time and making your parents disappointed in you. Probably spent time in jail for stealing and/or smoking weed. Probably didnt even go to college or finish high school cause they lazy ass cant get tf up.

He needs to get unmotivated lazy ass mf ass out my house and outta my life.

Unmotivated Lazy ass mf by Humorrelated July 24, 2018

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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