university

The place where all asian parents want their children to study one day just to save face, and think that it's best for them.
It might look better on your resume.

Parent: Take advanced functions and calculus and vectors next year to prepare yourself for university.
Teen: WTF?

by Stealth! February 25, 2008

university

Excuse to chill out, lax and drink all year, eccept the occasional late last-night panic before handing in a paper.

Is an example nesessary?

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

University

The main reason why I contemplate death of a daily basis

Guy #1 -"Hey dude I heard you got accepted to University, well, there goes your weekends and partying"

Guy #2 - "yeah...."

by Tokessss September 30, 2009

University

A prison where a bunch of horny and depressed young adults are compacted into one building, you learn things you'll never use in your adult life and you take endless tests and exams for four whole years until they successfully squeeze the individuality out of your worn out body!

kid who's never gone to university: "Man I can't wait til I graduate high school and start university, the best years of my life!!!"

Senior: Hell nah that place is a living hell you don't know what you're saying.

by Obv troll is obvious September 28, 2020

university

An institution with the noble goal of educating individuals within specialized fields, thus promoting the advancement of society. Today, the majority of people who attend good universities are spoiled rich kids who have had lucky lives and only want to get high-paying jobs when they graduate.

Jimmy asked Sally why she went to university, and she said so that she could become a money-licking lawyer.

by RyanM January 3, 2004

University

A place where you spend four years of your life away from family and for the most part drunk with the occaisonal lecture on the subject of your choice.

university is becoming more popular as school leavers realise it is a place were they can get drunk every day of the week without worrying about what their parents will say.

by randomer66 October 4, 2009

university

A cover-up by the members of the faculty of sciences to create large amounts of illegal drug substances, such at Methamphetamine, Heroine, and many others. Students who discover such secrets are subjected to the Liquid Nitrogen Torture.

"Wow! That's a whole lot of Meth Ice!"
"Yea, and we have to pour liquid nitrogen on you now"
"nooooooo!!!!!"
"yea...welcome to the Real University"

by gusto5 April 14, 2006