"I'm so null, unit."
by Robert Cogdill August 13, 2005

1. The penis.
2. Shorter term for Randy Johnson, AKA "The Big Unit", NL Cy Young award winner and 2001 World Series MVP pitcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks.
2. Shorter term for Randy Johnson, AKA "The Big Unit", NL Cy Young award winner and 2001 World Series MVP pitcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks.
1. I have a really big unit. But you already knew that.
2. Did Unit pitch last night, or was it Curt Schilling?
2. Did Unit pitch last night, or was it Curt Schilling?
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

by angelina bull October 12, 2019

by braednumber-0176-9t4132 April 19, 2023

When she turned him down he pulled out his unit and began waving it around her face.
When I decided to surprise fuck him, I shaved my unit the night before. He said it was the best vaginal sex he'd ever had.
When I decided to surprise fuck him, I shaved my unit the night before. He said it was the best vaginal sex he'd ever had.
by Jake January 20, 2004

by linacre September 26, 2003
