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Uniboob

When a woman's bra isn't very supportive and doesn't separate, squeezing the boobs together, thus forming the appearance of one large boob. This usually happens with sports bras.
She needs to go to Victoria's Secret and fix that uniboob!
by Kristina5979 April 29, 2008
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uniboob

When a larger chested woman wears a sports bra it is tremendously restricting. It is described as -- A large lump of two breasts squeezed together by the wearing of a sports bra. The end result is that the woman's breasts no longer have the "Lift and Separate" affect. Therefore causing the appearance of "One Boob".
Have you seen the new girl? ....She always has a serious case of uniboob...
by Rock\m/On89 September 1, 2010
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Uniboob Bacon

Bacon made from the meat a single female breast.
Hannah: I bet that Norwiegen water dog would taste delicious with some UNIBOOB BACON

Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days

Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack

Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians

Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!

Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!
by sonofadinosaur June 14, 2011
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uniboob

an amorphous undelineated mass of tit, often caused by old age sagginess or bras that squish them together. in theory, it could be a single cycloptic tit.
i think george bush sould have a huge uniboob implanted on his forehead.
by minghi May 22, 2003
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A case of the rare condition called symmastia, in which a woman's two breasts literally grow together and join in the middle of the chest, so it looks like a single dumbell-shaped breast across the chest. It can be a congenital condition or a complication arising from breast augmentation surgery.
Lisa's plastic surgery went very wrong. Now she has a uniboob.
by capologist July 16, 2009
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Uniboob

Noun.

1. In art, a singular curve/line/lump of breast used to represent two boobs under clothing.

2. A single mass/breast where two should be, but not where two were originally (if you loose one boob, its not technically a uniboob). A uniboob is the presence of an original single boob.
I was in a rush, so I gave the women in my drawing uniboobs.
by Arthoes January 8, 2008
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Unimoose

A moose with one antler in the midle of its forehead. Also known as the moosicorn.

Also a hand jesture where one puts their hand on there forehead while someone is saying something important and yells UNIMOOSE!!
Man did you see that Unimoose.

Bill: So I'm really really in a... Steve: UNIMOOSE!!
John: Haha all the other mooses would make fun of it.
by pcheck August 30, 2010
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