underweasel

the ferret-like inside of a person (usually male) that tends to grow larger as his sleeze factor increases until it is visible through the skin.

He lied to her once again, not knowing that she had finally seen his underweasel.

by 22valentines December 13, 2008

underwise

Of or lacking wisdom, often used in a shitpost context

Do not be underwise.

by BasicallyCats June 10, 2017

Underweter

Drinking underwater

"I went underweter."
"You mean underwater?"
"No, I underweter."
"Well, I don't understander."

by Passport Guardian October 28, 2021