underwear

completely useless to men

save yourself a lot of time and go commando

by get the fuck out of my grill February 24, 2005

underwear

1. The thing you wear under your clothes
2. To understand something
3. To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.

1. Why is your underwear all over the floor?
2. I don't underwear what you're saying.
3. My boyfriend and I made out by the food table then we went for it and underweared eachother.

by Faceless Alison December 09, 2015

underwear

A. a nuisensical device designed to abate the process of dressing and undressing.

B. a pointless product designed as an economic stimulant in the textile industry

After wearing his new underwear just one time, Thais noticed a stripe in back that wasn't present at the time of purchase.

by clevermofoonmyspce January 27, 2008

underwear

A scam; you don't need it.

I never wear underwear.

by jesus w. bush January 05, 2005

underwear

ITS OPTIONAL!!!

i am comando today, no underwear

by jtnm December 08, 2021

Underwearing

Wearing so few clothes you might as well be wearing only underwear.

Girl: that girl's clothes are so skimpy, she is such a slut
Dude: yeah, love it when girls go around underwearing.
Other dude: yes, girls that underwear as so sexy.

by ChouChou March 27, 2014

Underwear

The undergarments a guy wears just about anytime other then when hes knows hes about to score. They are barely holding on to life and could only be identified as underwear by either the owner or a person with a creative mind. Unlike famine underwear, men will wear this for an indefinite period of time until said garment vaporizes.

Just put on my favorite pair of underwear and it disintegrated

by inspectah gadget April 17, 2010