underpaste

The uncomfortable feeling when the skin of the male genitalia is stuck together in the underwear.

A girl in my class saw me as I tried to fix my underpaste.

by LoLo1234 August 1, 2008

underpants toss

Disposal method when one has sharted in a public place or at the home of friends or family. At work it is best to remove shorts, clean ass, and leave shorts on the coat hook in the stall for someone else to find. If visiting friends or family, it is best to be discrete and leave shorts in the bathroom trash can and cover with clean TP and tell no one.

I thought it was just a fart but ended up excusing myself from the dinner table to wipe up and had to do the underpants toss.

by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012

underhipster

Someone who doesn't wear underwear.

Sue is an underhipster because she hates panty lines.

by Skylar01 November 23, 2014

Captain Underpants

Greatest superhero ever. Created by Dav Pilkey.

Captain Underpants says "Tra la laaaaa!

by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003

picasso underpants

Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)

I had the craziest dream last night then I totally woke up with a pair of Picasso Underpants.

by The Philosophical Guy January 9, 2015

underpants radius

The distance a man is able to comfortably travel (from his bed) without pants; the average radius being just the distance to the shower.

It is theorized that a man's underpants radius is inversely proportional to his confidence; that is, the farther a man travels from his bed in just his underwear, the less he believes in himself.

At first we thought it was funny; at least Marshall didn't left the house without putting pants on. But his underpants radius just kept getting larger. He started getting the paper in his underwear and even going downstairs for a drink in his underwear...!

by Knowingest J. Drawbridges December 19, 2008

Underies

Noun:
1. Testicles
2. Goolies

Women have ovaries. Men have underies.

by icklemickle February 1, 2005