Uncontrollable

When someone trolls somebody and no one else can stop the troll.

this guy is uncontrollable.

by Infamous IX July 13, 2010

Uncontrollable penis

When your penis decides what it wants to do

1 That Uncontrollable Penis is painting art on the walls.
2 your uncontrollable penis just wants to fuck what ever girl it sees

by catmail1 May 6, 2020

Uncontrollable Orgasm Syndrome

A disease where you cant stop cumming no matter how hard you try.

"Wow, Stacy has such a good feeling pussy, I think that I have Uncontrollable Orgasm Syndrome now."

by PENIS 2: THE COCK STRIKES BACK November 29, 2022

Uncontrolled Chaos

Defined as all sorts of sexy hell breaking loose on the female population. Sexiness equivalent in grandeur as biblical catastrophes on the scale of the four horsemen of the coming apocalypse coming to exact terrible judgement. Uncontrolled Chaos is typically caused by two or more individuals, usually best friends AKA Nicholas & Mark, both devilishly handsome, who fuck shit up wherever they go. Fathers hide your daughters.

Uncontrolled Chaos
Mark "Hey I'm Mark."
Girl 1 "Aww your cute. Here's my number ; )"

Nicholas "Sup."
Girls 2,3, & 4 "Enter us... simultaneously..."
Nicholas "Word."

by Leprechaun66 January 15, 2013

Uncontrollable laughter

Where you wheeze while laughing for consecutive minutes (or hours) over something so hysterical that you can’t stop laughing for a bit, it’s also hard to talk without a laugh interrupting…

Brian: Rob, I’m watching this hysterical cinnamon challenge! Now I can’t stop laughing!
Rob: Dude, be careful with that uncontrollable laughter… you’re gonna hurt yourself, Brian…
Brian: I’m sorry, I can’t help it! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

by FellowGonzalez September 8, 2022

Uncontrollable Skank

US (Uncontrollable Skank) or USing (Uncontrollably Skanking) is a term used when one is so drunk/high/both, that he/she has very little control over their body and dances, or skanks, to a beat

Bill: Shit! Is Jake ODing?!

Ben: Nahhh mate, he's USing, ya DUN'KNOE about Jake's uncontrollable skanks!

by ButteryBookk August 10, 2010

Uncontrollable Boner Party

When you are in a classic "too many dicks" scenario, and it reaches critical mass. At this point, every male within 3 square miles will have an erection with which he must ejaculate on the nearest body from which emanates warmth.

I am never going back to Faber's again, there's too much potential for an uncontrollable boner party.

by Tobais Funke March 30, 2009