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This law of nature states that if you see a gross bug in your room and it crawls out of sight, it could be anywhere in the room. It follows that there is a significant possibility it could be about to crawl onto you, and this fact will eventually freak you out.

Borrowed from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which states that both the position and momentum of an electron cannot be known.
I just saw a spider go behind the desk, and by the Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle it could come out of nowhere and crawl on me at any moment.
by stankin' charlie September 30, 2011
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Corridor of Uncertainty

1. A line in football exactly between the back line and the goalkeeper, usually roughly level with the six-yard-box. Any cross into the Corridor of Uncertainty will cause all sorts of panicky and comedy defending as neither goalie nor defence are sure to come or stay.

2. A line in cricket, when the ball pitches usually on a length, just outside the batsmans off-stump. It is such a good line that it leaves the batsman unsure of whether or not to play a shot, and usually results in either an edge, a play-and-a-miss or some other form of comedy cricket.

3. A dark alleyway.

4. A womans anus. Do you dare venture into the Corridor of Uncertainty?
Ooh, he's put that cross right along the Corridor of Uncertainty and caught the defence in one dilly of a pickle!

Fletcher: "If you keep putting the ball into the Corridor of Uncertainty, you'll get an edge for a wicket eventually."
Harmison: "OK, but what if I just bowl at second slip?"

Paul: "Let's go this way. It's a short cut."
Mike: "No, I can't see down there - it's a Corridor of Uncertainty."

James: "Let's have sex!"
Milly: "We can't, it's my time of the month!"
James: "No worries, I'll just put it in the Corridor of Uncertainty."
Milly: "Ouch!"
by Jamie Douglas January 5, 2007
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Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle

Combination of "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" and "bro." A bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. If he's with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. If he's with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. He can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.
One often observes the Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle at weddings.
by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015
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uncertainty

The state of being in which an outcome is both unknown and can not be predicted by any means.
The uncertainty of his behavior leads most people to believe that it's random.
by 3gghead September 10, 2013
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Gorman Uncertainty Theory

As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:

A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.
Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.
by F.M.A.M.G. March 4, 2010
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uncertain future

The truth, or illusion, that we cannot know what will happen next.
She felt the weight of her uncertain future, more than ever, unable to predict or imagine the world which awaited.
by Monkey's Dad May 12, 2020
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The Uncertain Turd

The one small turd that remains in your butt and refuses to join it's friends after you've dropped all the other logs into the toilet. No matter how much you push, it pokes out a little, but always goes back in once you stop.
The Uncertain Turd: mama always said, "if all your friends jumped into the toilet bowl, would you jump to?"
by EatMyPubes January 26, 2011
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