uhaul

-to be taken home by a women of greater girth than oneself.
-able to take a drunk mistake and turn it into a legend.

Uhaul... hell ya he's the man!

by yup, it's me February 3, 2010

uhaul

Another phrase referring to female genitalia. Originated as a mis-pronunciation of hoo ha .

Also, parent of phrase "Grandma's attic", referring to a woman's anus.

Have you ever seen how much junk you can cram into a uhaul?

by spamthet January 26, 2011

UHaul

A moving in truck/van company that you shouldn’t use. They rip you off by charging you how much gas you have left and how many miles you have driven.

Yo bro let’s go rent out a uhaul van

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

uhaul

A bald ugly man

Your such a uhaul

by mum, am i adopted? February 6, 2023

Uhaul Lesbian

In North American lesbian popular culture, the term U-Haul (named after the brand of rental "move yourself" trucks and equipment) is gay slang for a relationship that progresses very quickly, for example moving in together after only a short period of time -- a pattern stereotypically attributed to relationships between two women.

We had a dyke come in to the store today we could tell she was a uhaul lesbian.

by Nicks wifey October 29, 2007

Uhaul Tetris

The act of orienting ones belongings in the back of a moving truck in such a way that the entire volume of the truck is filled, front to back and top to bottom.

I didn't think we'd be able to fit the pool table, ATV, entertainment center, and waterbed all in this truck here, but all it took was some clever Uhaul Tetris and we got it all in there.

by Dexter345 August 21, 2010

Uhaul Adjacent

When two lesbians move closer to each other without actually moving in with one another in the hopes of not “uhauling.”

Hey, she’s not uhauling with her girlfriend, she’s too evolved for that; it’s more like a uhaul adjacent because she’s moving down the street.

by yffrazcaut December 28, 2022