uhauling

when lesbians move in with each other after only knowing each other for a short period of time.

i know i've only known her for three weeks but i think it's uhauling time.

by swtpam October 29, 2011

Uhaul

A term used when two lesbians fall in love immediately and move in together right away, often moving across states/countries to do so. It usually ends in disaster. A Uhaul is often used in the process of moving in, and then out, and often in with someone else. The "love" is usually based on superficial/shallow ideals instead of being a real relationship.

"Jane and Mary are already having problems. They only knew each other 3 months before they uhauled."

by Maxinedaphene September 30, 2013

Uhaul

A stereotype of a lesbian that uses a trailer with all of her belongings in it to move with when she has found her next thing (girlfriend/relationship/situation). U-Haul lesbians are quick to jump into relationships in an unhealthy manner. This usually ends very badly.

"Alice brought a Uhaul with her with all of her things in it so she could move in with Jennifer. They just met. She is such a U-Haul lesbian."

by Fastfreddicane October 9, 2013

uhauled

Informal: Screwed, Fucked, especially without the courtesy of prophylactic protection.

Formal: Overcharged or otherwise victimized, sometimes mistakenly but usually maliciously for additional profit, as is common practice by the moving vehicle rental business and/or a co-owned/co-conspiratorial insurance company.

I WAS UHAULED! They said there was new damage when I took the truck back so they added their insurance deductible and tripled my bill, but I never hit a thing!

YOU WERE UHAULED?
Yeah, their rental truck backed into my car and now they won't pay for my repairs and even tried to say it was my fault.

by Herb N Dick December 12, 2018

uhauled

Buying a trailer from a retail shop, using it to move the stuff you need, then returning it for a full refund.

"Hey man, returns just called and said a guy returned a trailer. Sounds like he just "rented" it."

"Man, we just got uhauled!"

by Jgutta319 March 30, 2010

Uhaul Lesbian

In North American lesbian popular culture, the term U-Haul (named after the brand of rental "move yourself" trucks and equipment) is gay slang for a relationship that progresses very quickly, for example moving in together after only a short period of time -- a pattern stereotypically attributed to relationships between two women.

We had a dyke come in to the store today we could tell she was a uhaul lesbian.

by Nicks wifey October 29, 2007

Uhaul Tetris

The act of orienting ones belongings in the back of a moving truck in such a way that the entire volume of the truck is filled, front to back and top to bottom.

I didn't think we'd be able to fit the pool table, ATV, entertainment center, and waterbed all in this truck here, but all it took was some clever Uhaul Tetris and we got it all in there.

by Dexter345 August 21, 2010