twonkie

one who is twonked

he/she's such a twonkie

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

Twonkie

A slang term for a popular cake snack, Twinkies.

I love me some twonkies.

by AlphaBlue August 28, 2019

Devils Twinkie

When one person licks mayonnaise out of a white persons ass crack.

Hey man did you hear about Sebastian giving Trent a devils Twinkie the other night.

by Lucifers Whore May 28, 2020

PC Twinkie

A person who cares too much about what is and isn't politically correct.

Mark: Hey, Nick, look at this. This guy in the chat room is getting all bent out of shape because I called President Obama black instead of African-American.

Nick: Wow. This dude is the very definition of a PC Twinkie.

by That Guy With The Face November 7, 2013

twinkie cheeks

Slang statement for a masculine man who has extremely bald, hairless, ass cheeks.

Homeboy: Man, your butt is so smooth and hairless, I think I might name you twinkie cheeks!

Twinkie Cheeks: shut up, miron. Don't you know it's un-natural to stare at your homies ass.

(Homeboy's girlfriend is rolling video and spanking her own buns and frothing at the mouth, immediately afterwards runs out and buys a box of twinkies and a french tickler).

by High Hiter June 30, 2018

Meat twinkie

Meat wrapped in bread, hypersexuals way of saying corn dog.

When we were at the ball game , we were beat with meat twinkies.

by There all gonna laugh at u April 2, 2020

Man twinkie

A penis.

Woman: Hey honey, mind if i take a bite of your man twinkie?
Man: Uhh what?

by LeilaSP March 26, 2019