twoddle

load of old rubbish as in a book or programme

that film was a load of old twoddle

by Deborah Beeston September 5, 2006

twonkle

someone who gives excessive rim jobs.
can also be used as an adjective or a verb.
twonkler, twonkling, etc.

"ohhh dude stop twonkling me!"

"that bitch is a twonkler."

"your mom twonkled me last night."

by Susie Duff April 7, 2008

trondles

trousers. see also chondles, shondles

"you comin' out, sunshine?"

"yeah just let me put me trondles on"

by Danby February 17, 2009

Twonkle

Better version on Twinkle Twinkle.

Kim: Wanna Twonkle?

BonQueQue: What's Twonkle?

Kim: Just listen, Twonkle Twonkle little star, Now i murder baby sheep.

BonQueQue: That's way better than Twinkle Twinkle.

by NotYourMamaBitch July 15, 2013

Tondle

To fondle sensually yet touch awkwardly.

I tried to make some physical contact with my date last night but it turned into a tondle.

by Roch812 October 10, 2011

twindle

The motion a spider makes upon rapidly encasing a bug in its web filament.

A stinkbug flew off the elbowbush but got stuck in the huge web. It struggled to get free but was twindled up by the spider at lightning speed.

by Cromes March 26, 2009

twindle

to feel an emotion to its fullest extent. to express an emotion with great exaggeration.

Conor69: i even understood it even though you are spelling Jaeger incorrectly, Chaz.
chaz20: I twindle in delight of your exceptionally keen eye, Conor. But, for safety purposes I must provide due warning...
chaz20: I am the Jagernaut, bitch.

by mastashakezzzzz May 30, 2006