two for fives

Two crack vials for $5.

"Word up, two for fives them niggaz got garbage down the way." - Raekwon the Chef

by Seahorse Q. Snowplow May 18, 2005

twomorrow

a term used when the you are going to see the person you are talking to two days from that time.

(on saturday) "I'll see you at school twomorrow."

by numbuh 18 September 3, 2010

Twyford Disorder

Twyford Disorder (or TD) is a mental condition where the subject cannot learn from their mistakes. TD was first noticed in 1976 by a British psychotherapist who observed a common housefly repeatedly flying into a window pane. Twyford Disorder occurs mainly in insects, but in rare circumstances it can affect small mammals, primates and in extreme cases, humans.

I can't believe he's talking to her AGAIN!! He must have Twyford Disorder.

by Captain-Wow September 27, 2012

twofer

Something you get two at once.

Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.

by David F. September 11, 2003

TwoFer Babe

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.

I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer Babe.

by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019

two for a quarter whore

a person who is so cheap, that the most expensive price she can sell her body for is two fucks for a quarter

damn... that jane girl is a two for a quarter whore

by mulletman69 August 28, 2006

Two for Confidence

When 2 or more alcoholic beverages are needed for confidence on a night out.
These are used to reach either level 1, level 2, level 3, level caitlin or level lara.

Cindy: OMG Josh is gonna be there tonight, im so scared
Beverly: OMG thats awesome, you look pretty fugly at the moment (no offense), so i think you'll need two for confidence.
Cindy:Ohh thanks for telling me, your a great friend, definately going two for confidence!
Beverly: I know right!

by Kim&Brett March 24, 2009