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Fiat 500 Twitter

Basic british white girls on Twitter that post about hangovers, boys, food, tango ice blasts, and generic life advice that for some reason gets thousands of retweets, usually adding an 'x' on the end for some sort of comedic value that is lost on the rest of the population/world. Usually all have the same picture in front of the exact same door as their profile picture.
"just found out that one of my 'pals' shagged my ex when we were together, in my house while I was sleeping, happy sunday everyone x" - fiat 500 twitter

"Am not being anyone's second choice n that's simple as that"

"could shag a nandos like"

"Sooooo hungover, jus want a maccies, chinese and cuddles insert general emoji here"

"If you make fun of someone for getting excited about something or having fun, you're the worst x"

"a HATE GETTING FUCKING ignored, whether its off a boy or off my pals, a think its the most ignorant thing someone can do"
by FiJSat March 1, 2018
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Twitter stan

one of the most problematic people you will meet in your life. They will argue with anyone that says one bad thing about their stan so don't get on their bad side.
by yeahimfine June 18, 2020
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twitter

The new replacement for the walls of a public toilet. A place to write one's thoughts, often while sitting on a toilet, hoping the public will read them.
After I was suspended from school for graffiti I found this twitter thing.
by Jould like contact too September 29, 2011
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Twitter User

A fucking loser who sits on Twitter and cancels people for no reason they are never straight and have 50 mental illnesses and no dad
quit being a Twitter user
by 69Chad420 February 14, 2022
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Twitter stan

Someone who "cancels" you for making a mistake in grammar, and worships their crappy boy band K-pop group BTS.
John: whats your favorite color?
Kyle: white
John: It's a shade idiot
Kyle: I domt care
John: LOLLL DID YOU JUST SAY "domt" IM GONNA LITERALLY CANCEL YOU FOR THAT XDDDDD ENJOY UR LIFE WHILE IT LASTS K-POP HATER
Kyle: Don't you have to be worshiping boy bands somewhere else?
John: *demonic cancel sounds*
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Twitter stans are annoying
by gauxapen March 9, 2021
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Twitter Jacking

"Twitter Jacking" is when you copy someones tweet instead of re-tweeting, therefore, not giving them the credit.

If it happens to you, then you have been "Twitter Jacked".
I hate 123starblizzy, I'm going "Twitter Jacking" and copying his tweet, people will definitely think it came from me. Also known as Twacking.
by Athalonius November 4, 2011
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Twitter Jacked

"Twitter Jacked" is when someone copies your tweet instead of re-tweeting, therefore, you don't get the credit.

If you are doing the stealing, then you are "Twitter Jacking"
You gotta be kidding me, I was just "Twitter Jacked" by 123starblizzy, he copied my tweet and passed it off as his.

WTF!
by Athalonius November 4, 2011
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