Twitterati

The Tweet elite, whose feeds attract thousands of followers and whose 140-character spews capture the attention of the rapt who doggedly monitor them.

The Twitterati have simultaneously raised and abased communication to the level of simian savants.

by rob reinalda February 13, 2009

twitterhea

1) A condition resulting in tweeting frequent, short bursts of the most minute daily activities. 2) The collection of tweets from a group of people about the same event, resulting in highly repetitive clumps of observations.

1) Oh, I had to unfollow her, she had a bad case of twitterhea flooding my iPhone.


2) since I wont physically be at #railsconf this year, i'll attend virtually by lurking in the irc channel and consuming the twitterhea all day.

by roll here eggo April 24, 2009

TwitterDee and TwitterDum

Neophite Twitter subscribers that flood followers ( usually relatives or family )with nonsensical tweets escalting in triviality with each subequent tweet from their counterpart.

TwitterDee : Big sale at Macy's!
TwitterDum : Sales at Macys are great!
TwitterDee : Macy's has better sales than anyone!
TwitterDum : Macy's has the best sales ever.

Dave turns off his cell phone. " Geezus, I have to get to a PC pronto...to drop TwitterDee and TwitterDum...Aunt Sara and Aunt Edna . Without hurting their feelings..."

by GFeet March 14, 2009

Twitterpated

In a relationship, being totally into one another - to the point of being goofy. Especially a new relationship. infatuated, besotted, lovesick

source: Rebecca L. of Montana

Look at that guy, he is twitterpated with her. . He smiles all the time, can't stop talking about her, always texting or calling her. That boy is whipped.

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015

twitterpated

1)to be completely enamored with someone/something.
2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection.
3) romantically excited (i.e.: aroused)
4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone's life.

When he smiled at her, the rush of warm, fuzzy, excited sensations that filled her made her realize she was completely twitterpated with this man.

by Amber March 25, 2003

Twitterbater

A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.

Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*

Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"

Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."

by lumbersmith March 24, 2009

Twittergate

The floodgate disclosure of internal documents from the social media platform Twitter, including but not limited to staff emails, text messages, server queries, network data scrapes, deleted folders /files, communications with US Government officials, celebrities, and social media influencers whose contents and nefarious intent was used to control the public disclosure of factual news.
Used as a non-judicially reviewed, authorized, or supported way to violate #1A Constitutional rights of right-wing conservatives and important public figures, with criminal intent to swing elections, hide real information, and manipulate the court of public opinion.

Submitted By: #LanceMigliaccio 'The Big Mig'

The current Wash DC administration had created an illegal pipeline of access to many big tech social media platforms and was using it as a way to control and restrict news that would otherwise negatively impact the public reputation of DC leadership. The explosive 'Twittergate' document exposure was just one example proving this overreaching manipulation of mainstream media outlets like Twitter existed on a national scale.

by @LanceMigliaccio December 4, 2022