twitter

I think that Lewis Black said it best, "Where do you get the massive ego to think that anybody gives a shit what you're doing

Retarded Person: I'm gonna go on twitter
Normal Person takes out a double barreled shotgun and rids the world of another huge ego

by homediggitizzle February 05, 2011

Flag

Get the twitter mug.

twitter

Basically Facebook without everything but status'.

Rick: Do you use Twitter?
Dave: Why would I, I have a Facebook.
Rick: Sounds reasonable.

by a someewhat smart guy June 30, 2009

Flag

Get the twitter mug.

twitter

The only social network where the world revolves around Justin Bieber

Justin Beiber has been a trending topic since I was born

Can you believe that on twitter, Justin Bieber's mom was even a trending topic?

by J'adore UD April 29, 2010

Flag

Get the twitter mug.

twitter

An absolutely useless piece of technology that is absolutely necessary.

Twitter has changed the way we blindly self-aggrandize and inflate our false sense of self-worth by tricking us into believing people want to read about the pizza pans we just bought at Target and how our poop was a totally weird color this morning.

by Nalmatic December 03, 2009

Flag

Get the twitter mug.

twitter

A very stuffy and boring site out there. A stalkers dream true.

MySpace has annoying music and annoying layouts.
Facebook has annoying apps and annoying people.
YouTube has annoying videos and annoying comments.
Twitter just has annoying stalkers.

by ..09 May 16, 2009

Flag

Get the twitter mug.