Surprise Titfuck

1. When, in sexual foreplay or sex, a man sneaks his penis between a woman's breasts without first getting consent for a titfuck.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.

Guy 1: "Get any boob action from that apple at the pool party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."

by Willickers July 3, 2010

titfuckassboner

A word (not words) exclaimed when you are in an angry group of people to add your anger into the situation. The expression may also be used to proclaim joy in some situations. Often times the group becomes awkwardly silent or bursts into laughter upon hearing this remark.

(Jeff's teacher assigns assload of homework)
Robbie: Shit!
Brandon: Damnit!
James: THIS IS BULLSHIT
Randy: What the hell!?
Todd: AHH! Fuck me!
Jeff: TITFUCKASSBONER!!
Class: ...(silence)

by Yobungus1337 January 12, 2011

Swaying Titfuck

A variation of titfuck where a man lays down with his legs spread out, holding his cock up with his hand flat on his pelvis, letting the busty woman come on top of him on all fours with her knees between his legs, having her tits hang down with the length of his cock in between them, leaving about an inch of space between her nipples and his hand that is holding his cock up. As this happens, the women sways her tits from left to right, coincidently making his dick move left to right with them, rubbing the sides of it, without letting them hit it or slide off of it.

Man: "My girlfriend gave me a Swaying Titfuck last night! It was amazing!"

by ROFLcycle June 7, 2013

Titfuck

A sex act of outercourse in which a man places his penis between the breast cleveage of a women. The woman raps her breast cleveage arounds his penis and moves her breast up and down until the man cum in pleasure. Warning this sex act can produce a pearl necklace. This sex act is done inplace of intercourse. This sex act can be preformed in the following positions. 1. The woman lays on her back and the man climbs on the woman's chest and places his penis between her breast cleveage and the woman raps her breast cleveage around his penis. 2. The man lays on his back and the woman is on her knees and takes his penis into her breast cleveage and raps her breast cleveage around his penis. Warning cum can hit the woman in the eye in position No. 2

This sex act is also known by the following names Titfuck,Tittyfuck,Titwank,Tittywank,Udderfuck,Jugfuck,Juggfuck.

by terryjonesxp September 19, 2012

twatfuck

Adjective used to describe someone so annoyingly annoying that they desearve the description of both a twat and a fuck. synonyms - asshole, fucktard, fucknut, douche, george bush

"first off you are a complete twatfuck," said Cindy. "I told you those coupons were expired..."

"hey twatfuck, what's for breakfast?"

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" said some twatfuck.

by JustinS September 5, 2005

twifuck

A twifuck is a term that refers to the obsessed bitches that cant stop talking about twilight. Despite the fact that the book lacks any real character development or definition.

"Hey, guess what, i just posted my new twilight remix on youtube!"

"holy shit? really? is it that edward cullins porno you posted lastweek?"

"uhhhhhh. no this one is the scene wher edward is sitting outside her house and he is SPARKLING."

"Cool!, go tell someone who gives a shit, twifuck."

by twitterbud5566 April 1, 2009

titfuck

The best kind of sex there is.

I titfucked her and sprayed my jizz all over her face.

by titfucker October 18, 2002