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twinkie

An asian person who is either adopted or living in a white community. Hence, yellow on the outside and white on the inside.
Yo, that Alex kid is such a twinkie. He says dude and he is so bad at math!
by Alicia/Alex January 11, 2005
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twinkie

A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.

A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.

"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.
"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie." - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
by Young Reezie December 11, 2009
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Twinkie

A woman that allows a man to cum inside of her. Essentially, turning her into a delicious cream-filled pastry.
by TheTwinkieMaster March 13, 2017
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twinkie

a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches
by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004
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Twinkies

young, body hair-less, 'teenage looking' homosexual men.
Those blond guys are Twinkies.
by attackeagle April 1, 2008
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Twinkies

Twins; People who dress, act, talk the same, or just like the same things.
"You like unicorns too?? We're twinkies!!"
by Twinkie#1 January 12, 2013
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twinky

The ultimate, pre-packaged, snack-cake. Completely lacking any form of nutrition, it consists of a "golden-sponge cake" injected with a "creamy filling".

It is hard to say what the actual contents are of this trailer park delicacy, neither would i want to know (ignorance is bliss).
The only food that could withstand a nuclear holocaust, it has the amazing ability to stop up your colon for days if eaten in excess.
Dude you gotta cut down on those twinkys.
by snorpitts August 6, 2011
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