Twertles

A turtle owned by a child who has a slight wittle wetard wisp.

"Jake what's your favorite animal?"
"I wike Twertles"

by Baileyswaxytwertles February 12, 2010

Twercules

The god or goddess of of the act of "twerking".

"Damn, she shakin dat so well. She mutha fuckin twercules!"

by AaronMoorbid March 4, 2015

twerkules

Pronounced "twerk-you-lees"

The patron goddess of booy. A woman who's legendary ass is envied by the gods. She has taken many forms through history and until this day uses her incredible twerking ability to seduce men into giving her money.

Yo, twerkules was at the club last night. her ass shook the money right out of my wallet man... can I borrow $10?

by MRE16 December 1, 2015

twerkless

Someone with no ass; can't get down

That white girl at the club last night was twerkless.

by Nat-dog October 20, 2015

twerple

a twerp; the type to define a word you thought you had already come up with 12 years later.

It already exists? What a twerple!

by MYNAMEHASBEENCHOSEN April 15, 2022

Twerpies

What you call getting a virus from an online service like twitter.

Damn! All I wanted to do was microblog, and I caught twerpies.

by betacat December 2, 2010

twerple

A twerp; specifically one who has defined a word on Urban Dictionary that you thought you had come up with independently.

Can you believe these twerples who think they can lay claim to "chunklet" and "tweetard"?

by coolcow March 2, 2009