coolcow's definitions

pobro

(adj.) Pertains to 1.) the state of physical exhaustion following a night of frat or bro-hosted parties, particularly sausage fests, or 2.) the state of intellectual fatigue following multiple or prolonged discussions of bros, brahs, and the subculture thereof.

1.) I'm so pobro right now that if I crush one more beer can against my forehead, my forehead will shatter.

2.) I'm so pobro right now that I'd rather talk to you about lawn chairs.

by coolcow March 4, 2009

twerple

A twerp; specifically one who has defined a word on Urban Dictionary that you thought you had come up with independently.

Can you believe these twerples who think they can lay claim to "chunklet" and "tweetard"?

by coolcow March 2, 2009