Sweet tender

The really soft inner thigh meat close to a woman's vagina. Mostly on a nice thick soft woman..

My girl was wearing just a G-string and had her creamy legs open, and my hand was caressing her Sweet Tender.

by PokerPro June 10, 2013

Common Universal Natural Tendency

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..

I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

tendouism

A religion in where we all STAN our daddy Tendou Satori 😏

Karla: BAKI BAKI🛐🛐NI 🛐🛐ORE🛐🛐 NANI 🛐🛐WO?🛐🛐KOKORO🛐🛐 WO🛐🛐 DA🛐🛐 YO🛐 KONAGONA🛐🛐 NI 🛐🛐KUDAKE🛐🛐 NANI 🛐🛐WO🛐🛐 BRUKKO 🛐🛐 SEISHIN 🛐🛐 WO 🛐🛐 DA 🛐🛐 YO 🛐🛐
Alanie: What are you saying?
Karla: Its a prayer by Tendouism

by chiakis wife November 2, 2020

tendo satori

A red haired boi that Wakatoshi Ushijima loves with all of his heart.

Ushijima: wow tendo satori is the love of my life

Tsukishima: wow you really are gay

by Insta is samandcolby.memes_ April 18, 2020

Tendieman

A man who has a passion for Chicken Tenders (Tendies), usually lives in his Mom’s basement, and is known for placing risky bets on Robinhood using his stimulus checks. Single handedly, he is nothing. But, collectively, Tendiemen kneecapped the richest of the rich in the modern global financial system

The Tendieman hopes he’ll make huge gains of GME. In the meantime - “MOM WHERE ARE MY TENDIES!!!?!!?!”

by Circleasquare January 28, 2021

tendou

Tendou is the #1 miracle boy, 100%not a monster, please stop bullying him :'D Petition to get Tendous bullies a death penalty-
HE'S SO CUTE AND HIS LITTLE BOWL CUT WHEN HE WAS A SMALL CHILD OMG ALKSLKDLKLSDKLSKDLAKDLKDLKSLKDSLSKDLKLSLDKLSKD

"Baki baki ni ore, nani wo? Kokoro wo da yo! Konagona ni kudake, NaNi Wo?" -Tendou Satori, a.k.a. miracle boy
"Oh! It's Mr VaNiLlA~"

by geneSUS January 24, 2021

Chicken tendies

Another way to say chicken tenders

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

by Gritzy July 19, 2018