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tweeving

Pronunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\

Function: verb

The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.
Bobby Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.

Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."
by RocketJohn June 10, 2009
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Tweetaholic

A person who is addicted to tweeting usually wanting to tweet about anything just to feel relieved.
An example of a tweetaholic would be a tweet like this "Tying my shoelaces." I mean does anyone really care?
by Tweetishea July 29, 2009
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Tweetable

Something worthy of being written about on Twitter. It may be good or bad - it applies to anything worth a tweet.
"I'm loving the sunshine today. This weather is totally tweetable."

"Dude, I had the most tweetable burger for lunch yesterday."

"My package from Japan should arrive tomorrow. It's gonna be so tweetable."
by Lewis! August 17, 2009
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tweekanese

noun:
a) a repetitive and broken language spoken by a crack head/speed freak who is high, sleep deprived and famished.
"God DAMN... slow down! I don't speak Tweekanese."
by Allen Mathews July 1, 2005
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Tweezark

A person who sucks farts out of a dead cow's ass.
You are such a tweezark!
by philligree May 18, 2008
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teevage

the t-shirt equivalent of cleavage, teevage is when the upper part of a graphic tee is visible beneath an outer layer, below the neckline.

applies to both males and females.
"hey cutie, nice teevage."

"becky, does this shirt show too much teevage?"

"of course the girls aren't looking at you, you don't show enough teevage!"
by hallucin8 April 25, 2009
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tweetability

The ability to consistently create important tweets without going over the top. Relaying the most important information of your day.
Joey: "Dude have you read Nick's tweets?"

Kevin: "Why?"

Joey: "They are too dank. He's got some major tweetability."
by graftonsoccer1021 March 21, 2011
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