tweetwad

A name for a person who feels that the frequent posting of the mundane details of their daily life is warranted and/or justified.

Look at that tweetwad wasting away his pointless life online.

by Urbanatorium January 7, 2009

tweetando

When a Mexican is tweeting

That vato loco is always tweetando.

by Nacho Camacho June 3, 2016

Tweetjacked

The act of tweeting on ones behalf, usually without their permission or knowing.

Sean wondered why Hoshi's Twitter feed was full of random chaos...only to find out later in the day, he had been tweetjacked.

by shoulderhawk April 16, 2009

Tweetian

A person who bases their world around twitter updates.

"Why weren't you at the party last night?"
"Party? No one mentioned a party on my tweet deck."
"Dude, you're such a tweetian."

by amaya_h_k May 16, 2009

tweetando

When a Mexican is tweeting

That vato loco is always tweetando.

by Nacho Camacho June 3, 2016

twatwankle

A Twatwankle is a person who spends their spare time looking up silly words on urbandictionary.com.

Hey Joe, stop looking up words on urbandictionary, you Twatwankle!

by Bumble knockers April 28, 2022

twatwank

A twatwank is much the same as a titwank, except it utilises a lady's tuppy. Essentially, it's just plain old sexing.

"My, Lady Chatterley, I wouldn't half love to give you a good twatwank up against that old oak tree yonder..."

"The twins, Alan and Victoria, slipped into the train's toilet with a view to steal a quick kiss from one another. As it turned out, Alan ended up furiously twatwanking Victoria up against the door."

by Ian Gee July 30, 2008