Twatster

Twatster (twatstress): pretentious, but not necessarily ambitious dude who over-zealous on social mobility and flaunts his recently acquired degree in Liberal Arts from random University College. Will never be respected by academics and usually seen as class traitor.

John's degree has made him speak like he knows it all and feels it all. He's an educated geezer now, you know, knows all that fancy middle class lingo. Yeah, a right twatster.

by Samson79 May 7, 2016

Tweetiversary

The milestone of a certain amount of tweets a person has posted on twitter. This is usually every hundred tweets.

"I forgot my 200th tweetiversary, so I'm looking forward to my 250th"

by Kiss_Fan February 4, 2010

twatster

A derogatory term for the pretentious hipster. Originated in the UK.

I tried to go to the concert last Sunday but the venue was filled with freakin twatsters!

by SFM 4eva! July 19, 2005

Cheese Tweeter

someone who only tweets cheesy inspirational quotes

Did you see Laura's update? I mean it's Monday morning, I'm still nursing a hangover and she's quoting Ghandi. She's such a Cheese Tweeter.

by Blue Monkah October 28, 2009

tweeter-tottering

The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.

"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."

"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"

*laughs all around, roll credits*

by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009

tweested

when you're drunk and writing stupid shit on twitter

I was hella drunk last night and tweested my exgirlfriend on some weird shit. Now I can't fuck her friends.

by TheARKness October 17, 2009

Tweetseeking

Where you enter a purposely vague tweet in order to gain sympathy and attention such as 'I feel really low today' 'Don't men ever get what we mean' etc. The result being that a large portion of your contacts instantly wants to unfollow you. Note; this is the Twitter version of Vaguebooking

Shirley: 'I hate feeling like this'

Everyone else: 'oh no Shirley is Tweetseeking again!'

by Jenb61 September 25, 2011