Tweetoholic

One who has an addiction or obsession to twitter, sometimes instagram. Commonly found with at least 400 followers after a month of account usage.

GF: Can you just get off that app and pay a little attention to me?!

Dude: Sorry, but i'm a tweetoholic and i can't be cured.

GF: Fine, we're through!

Dude: *takes selfie* *writes caption saying "just broke up with the bæ."*

by Mr. Pazizzle June 26, 2014

Tweetorial

A tutorial made by stringing together a series of tweets. A tweetorial is therefore a long or extended tweet, and is used only on Twitter. As with tweets, one can add hashtags, links, polls and short videos to tweetorials.

Twitter has a 280 character word limit, but if you want to teach others and need to say more than the word limit allows, you can get around it by composing a tweetorial.

by smlungpathguyssmlunsmlungsmlun October 15, 2018

tweetalicious

Someone you are following on twitter that is good enough to eat.

I have been following Michael on Twitter...ohhhh, he is so fine he is tweetalicious.

by jubu the fantastic March 20, 2009

tweetmosis

To learn about a topic by following twitter feeds and hashtags.

White is the trend for 2012 Eurovision. I learnt this through tweetmosis.

by duckety November 4, 2012

tweetronising

Something which combines "twee" with "patronising" although that's quite tweetronising.
Coined by Guardian critic Charlie Brooker to describe adverts with "a modern folk music backing track, a cast of non-threatening urban hippy replicants, and a drowsy hello-birds-hello-sky overall attitude"

"That new orange commercial is SO tweetronising"

by lssy July 4, 2008

tweetislature

To rule, set laws, or govern via Twitter

Donald Trump thought he could pass tweetislature but got bitch slapped by Lady Justice

by JeMaSh July 27, 2017

Tweetmoting

To broadcast your emotions on Twitter. A style of tweeting. Not necessarily good or bad. To use Twitter to emote/express your emotions rather than tweeting facts, ideas, opinions, beliefs, or other forms of content. Can be interpreted as sincere and/or impactful by some and cringeworthy by others.

“Bro, your girlfriend has been tweetmoting a lot lately. Is everyone ok?”

by Timmy894 January 12, 2023