Trump Tweeted ...

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.

and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).

by YAWA March 1, 2019

Tweemened

Is when a person tests dirty for meth and that person blames the meth in their system on the absorption of semen from a Tweeker they recently had sex with.

I have been clean for 6 months and I swear I haven't smoked meth, I was Tweemened.

by GarHog March 28, 2011

Cheese Tweeter

someone who only tweets cheesy inspirational quotes

Did you see Laura's update? I mean it's Monday morning, I'm still nursing a hangover and she's quoting Ghandi. She's such a Cheese Tweeter.

by Blue Monkah October 28, 2009

tweeter-tottering

The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.

"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."

"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"

*laughs all around, roll credits*

by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009

Peter Tweeter

A person, usually a man, who sends images of his private parts to other people by electronic means. SEE Brett Favre, Anthony Weiner.

She just checked her phone and got another picture from that Peter Tweeter!

by conchpiggy707 June 16, 2011

Tranny Tweeter

A man that creates a female profile on Twitter and tweets as though he's a woman.

My ex boyfriend became a Tranny Tweeter and pretended to be an old girlfriend of the guy I'm seeing.

Dick became a Tranny Tweeter to see if his ex's new boyfriend would hit on him/his fake girl @.

by @creativfluffer May 9, 2011

Attention Tweeter

A slight variation of 'attention seeker', which applies a user of tweeter submits tweets that reek off "ask me"

Bob: omg, have you seen Jill's tweets recently?!
Craig: Yeah I saw that read, "Omg, I hate my life"
Bob: Fucking attention tweeter.

by A chocolate fire-guard. December 15, 2011