Twerkable

Clothing that is perfect for twerking (shaking your booty comfortably) created by the one and only Nicole TV

i give this a 3 star but since its twerkable i think imma give it a 5 star.

-Nicole

by SomeoneInThisMessedUpWorld August 26, 2019

tweetle beetle

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.

Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.

by QuestionBear August 18, 2017

tweetability

The ability to consistently create important tweets without going over the top. Relaying the most important information of your day.

Joey: "Dude have you read Nick's tweets?"

Kevin: "Why?"

Joey: "They are too dank. He's got some major tweetability."

by graftonsoccer1021 March 21, 2011

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).

1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009

Tweetage

The amount of tweets a person has collected. This also increases your twitter popularity.

"My tweetage is up to 907 and I have 1,007 followers...cool beans!"

by yelhsAJane March 3, 2010

teetalees

Fun playful word for tits! (You have to say it with a high pitch voice.)

Girl: Don't you dare touch my teetalees or you will be smacked!

by veldkama July 16, 2014

twistables

the small projection in which the mammary ducts of female mammals terminate and from which milk can be secreted.

''i can see that guys twistables through his shirt''

by cadoobaqueen July 16, 2022