twizzle twazzler

A person with goofy or random qualities.

Brian is a total twizzle twazzler

by IzekieliGonagus January 18, 2015

twazzerk

A person who is a twat and a wazzerk at the same time, thats how bad it is man

"Fcuking hell. Ashley and Finch are a right bunch of twazzerks"

by cumstain56 December 5, 2011

Twazzler

Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity.

Hey Andy, that Maurice is such a twazzler!

by Marek Pattle December 28, 2008

twazer

Someone who avoids paying retail whenever possible, preferring to buy things locally from secondhand sources.

Molly has always been a twazer at heart, preferring to save money buying her clothes and books at local secondhand stores.

by biteoftoast February 17, 2015

Twazberry

A plump, dark, gnarly clot of blood from menstruation.

I coughed too hard and queefed out a twazberry!

by Isophoria August 25, 2010

Twazzler

Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity, such as in an office environment.

Andy, that Maurice does so little, he's such a lazy twazzler!

by Marek Pattle January 1, 2009

Twizzer

Colloquialism for vagina. Only ever used twice in the Eddie Murphy movie Boomerang by Martin Lawrence, then David Alan Grier and probably by no-one else before or ever again.

"Someone's not hitting the twizzer!!"

by SpencerElden July 1, 2008