Stephen Colbert "accidentally" used this reference in response to the Today Show question "Do you tweet or twitter?" Maybe he was trying to be cute in saying he has used twitter, but literally it means he has "fucked pussy".
"I have twatted."
by TotalRecall March 20, 2009
Something you don't say to two builders at Leeds City Station who have left their hard hats on the roof of their van.
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted
by two hats are better then one April 26, 2009
The past-tense of the verb word "tweet" in reference to the social networking site Twitter, as defined by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA. To "tweet" means to provide short answers to the question "What are you doing?" To "twat" or to have "twatted" means to used Twitter sometime in the past. Get your head out of the gutter.
by drcolbertDFA March 20, 2009
past tense of tweet
by good2know January 21, 2013
by angry_joe September 22, 2009
by Scott LaRock June 25, 2007
He twatted at the last minute to say he's not coming. I know he's not sick and he's certainly not doing anything better.
by rhinozrus March 05, 2011