tatender

When your testicles gets stuck in your ass due to sitting on them.

Class was so boring i got tatendered.

by Chotta bheem January 9, 2018

Twated

1:When some hits a part of their body on somethingelse like hitting your head on the wall or smashing your knee on a radiator.

If something is hit with extreme force.(Usually in a sporting context)

Example 1:
Andy:Whats wrong with your head James ?
James: I twated it on the fridge door

Example 2:
Playing golf...
James: Wow Andy you just twated that shot miles , you ll be on the green in no time

by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006

Twated

Past-tence of tweet (what is written on Twitter.com)

Boss: Are you Twittering on the clock again?
Me: Nope, I already twated

by Clay Adams May 6, 2009

twagenda

used to describe a secret agenda held by those who run twitter.com, which explains the disappearance of specifics tweets. Used first by the Canadian keytarist, LIGHTS.

Strangely all my yay-Canada tweets regarding the olympics have vanished, must be all part of the twagenda.

by keepnrockin March 1, 2010

tatenda

When you take wax out of a woman's ear with your cock to use as lube.

Man Lafonda I ran out of lube, let me just tatenda you!

by Tip Topp December 10, 2008

tatenda

bitch who doesn't give a fuck. you can talk shit with you but won't spread it

me:hey tatenda you want to talk shit
tatenda: hell yeah

by lick like a god March 10, 2017

twatenism

to act as an arsehole on a regular basis

You are defying the definition of twatenism by being a humungous jackass

by Amy Street March 18, 2006