Twazberry

A plump, dark, gnarly clot of blood from menstruation.

I coughed too hard and queefed out a twazberry!

by Isophoria August 25, 2010

Twattery

verb: The act of being a twat

I'll have no more of this twattery in my classroom

by Ellshizzle/Catty September 30, 2008

Pre-Twattery

Before Twattery can take event, pre-twattery has to come in
1. usually used when you are bored
2. need 3 points to win on scrabble and you see twat on the board

1. Dave: im bored
Jim: screw you your alway just full of pre-twattery i hate you (storms out the room)
Dave: ...

2. Jim: yeah... so yey 10points "Pre-Twattery"
Dave: thats not a real word what you on about
Jim: Thats not what urban dictionary said, i win

by Oli C March 22, 2009

Twatbarrier

Someone's inability to get their ticket ready for a ticket barrier, then spending the next minute faffing around trying to find said ticket while blocking the barrier, hence becoming a barrier themselves.

'' Oi mate, next time get your ticket ready, you twatbarrier''

by Wiggybe May 22, 2017

Tayberry

A strong, powerful, and sexy drink that will show you a good time and then kick your ass; created by TeamBJ

Oh man, i had 3 Tayberry(s) last night, I fucked blonde tripletes, and then I puked all over them. It was awesome.

by TBJ March 20, 2008

Twatbeard

Someone who is a bit of a prick with well manicured facial hair.

Look at Adam over there, kicking a ball, what a twatbeard.

by Pepsimaxcherry October 17, 2016

twatery

A place where twats are known to frequent

I.e. large retail outlet

What a twatery that place is

by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017