thirst-trapper

An expert in thirstology.
A certified thirstigater.
A person who provokes, instigates, or initiates thirst from the opposite sex but, at the precise point when it seems you must/will have your fill, blocks the quenching of said thirst by a diversion.

That damn H is such a thirst-trapper. She had this dress on, her body was looking nice and she came to my house.. I was just about to bust it wide open and then, somehow, the next thing I knew she was gone..

by ShimmannyCricketsSheDidItAgain December 19, 2012

tard tapper

one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.

Did you hear that Scotty lost his job last week at the group home for being a tard tapper? They are thinking about filing charges against him.

by Jay E. Griffin March 31, 2008

Snooze Tapper

Someone, especially a significant other who hits their snooze button mega times and falls back to sleep while you're wide awake because of them.

I was up at 5am , but my wife slept another 20 minutes because she's a Snooze Tapper.

by CanarsieKid January 19, 2013

foot tapper

This is what closeted gay GOP officials who try to get balls deep with strange men in public airport restrooms are called. They also like tea-bagging, felching, and playing feed the elephant. They are hypocritical sick lying scumbags.

Senator Larry Craig is a foot tapper. Many other republican foot tappers have not been caught YET.

by running out of patience April 26, 2009

trapper

drug dealer, mainly this word is used in the south.

that nigga is a straight trapper fo life

by Auguste October 26, 2005

racoon trapper

picking up a girl that is way below your standards because all you want is to get laid with minimal amount of work.

jack and i went out to pick up last night but just ended up racoon trapping swamp donkeys.

everytime we go to the bar jack is the racoon trapper.

by kwil15 June 2, 2010

Trapper

A female who plans to get, or has actually gotten impregnated by a particular male in order to trap him into being a part of her life.

Always use a condom son. Don't be the victim of a Trapper! Enjoy your lady friend, but protect her, and yourself at all times.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 13, 2022