Turtleman

Is the best super hero of them all, he's the true Mr. Steal your girl. He's know to be very cuddly and loves lip biting kissed. But his hugs are the best thing about him. No one can give a better hug than the turtleman

Girl: "Awww you're such a turtleman!"
Boy: *gives hug*

by badass#7 February 24, 2015

Turtlerake

A rake made of turtles, made to rake turtles, not to be confused with a turtlerape

I FOUND THE TREASURE BATMAN!!!!
HOLY SHIT GET THE TURTLERAKE

by GeraldMcpooshitty July 17, 2009

turtleface

turtleface your a chicken?

bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk, I laid an egg for you

by joe c August 27, 2004

turtletext

Synonymous for sexting. When two people cannot be together on a webcam or in person and resort to sending dirty messages through texting. Can be an adjective or noun.

I wish I could be there with you, but since I can't, wanna turtletext? ;)

by fuzzykoala5 September 28, 2011

turtlewaxer

(latin)A homosexual male
(greek a fetish)To polish a toitoise with your pecker

by Stylee September 26, 2003

turtlebation

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.

Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.

by scodder April 9, 2010

turtlemaster

Turtlemaster is a master of turtles.

That guy is a turtlemaster

by Teemoturtlenig September 26, 2013