Young Turked

When someone won’t calm down so you attempt to rape them in the ass while listening to Steven Crowder mocking The Toung Turks

Timmy wouldn’t stop screaming, so Jimmy Young Turked him

by Hamburgerman63 May 8, 2019

Turkie

Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.

"Oh no; it's a Turkie!"

by Bryan September 8, 2005

Dirty Turked

To go on holiday to Turkey and shag a local.

"Yeah I just got back from Marmaris where I got dirty turked by a barman called Mehmet on a sun lounger."

by fulleulla May 14, 2010

Turked

Similar to turnt, except to a Whole, Notha, Level. Usually involves drinking excessively to hardly function. Made famous by Dillon Francis and Phantoms in his always epic snapchat stories

"Yo Dillon, Let's get fucking turked tonight"
"What the fuck is turked?!"
"Just shut up and drink this"

by Urmothersboxbanger July 4, 2016

Turked

To be rectal reliefed.

I would sooner be turked by a sifalitic bear

by Shmooky September 25, 2020

Turked up in Caicos

Feeling of excitement and/or arousal from any given situation. The presence of the feelings associated with an erection while not necessarily having one. Synonymous with bricked up, fully torqued, hard as a rock.

Friend: Damn that cutie has been staring at you for a minute now
Me: Oh I know, I am fully turked up in caicos right now

by AgressivelyMediocre May 30, 2022

Turked Up

Getting turned up on Thanksgiving.

"Happy Thanksgiving! Have a drink!"
"Yeah let's get turked up!"

by BloodyMarii March 5, 2015