Turdmite

A term meaning "little shit", referring to an annoying person.

"Will you please shut up and stop being such a turdmite".

by Hoffmael May 17, 2014

turdwinkle

From the Shenandoah Class of 2010. A play name or stupid person.

Ladine, a clown, a sarcastic person.

by Natalie July 1, 2004

turdito

a mexican turd comprised usually of buritos/ nachos and tequila can often talk

DUDE: omg rofl a turdito

TURDITO: fuck you

by SDHGSDHED December 9, 2008

turdpit

When a girl hasn't shaved her armpits properly and it looks like a turd has been laid in her pits

Hey Rachel your armpits look like turdpits today.

by DRG_92 October 17, 2015

turdwig

A slightly less offensive way to call someone a shithead.

Dave: Aaron is such a shithead!
Steve: There are children here, don’t say that.
Dave: Oh, sorry, Aaron is such a turdwig.

by Waldorf64 November 23, 2017

Turdmite

A little bug whom lives in poop because they love it.

Noel is a little turdmite.

by Dopierlopier December 10, 2017

turdwilliger

turdwilliger (terd will igg er) noun: 1. A male who annoys you or your company 2. your physical education teacher

origin: Fairborn, Ohio USA

Stop poking my eye with your penis, you turdwilliger!

If we have to run a mile in gym today, I'm going to totally drop Turdwilliger's class.

by SlitherySylvie March 8, 2018