turdrig

a female that looks as though she has been laying face down in a ditch for weeks

hey heichy you see that turdrig in section 104 last night....she was brutal

by desy and scheichy January 6, 2007

turdwit

A person with the accumulative wit, and intelligence as week old solid excrement.

Person A: Doop!
Person B: What a turdwit!

by Heggy October 29, 2006

Turtwiging

To fill one's mouth with dirt and shove your penis inside of their mouth. It is also optional to ask "How d'you like my sapling?" though more commonly used for smaller men.
The name is from the grass type Pokemon turtwig.
The trio is now complete:
Charizarding
Squirtling
Turtwiging

Person 1: DUDE!!!! I was Turtwiging some random chick last night...
Person 2: WTF, why?!?!
Person 1: It feels good bro

by turtwig is love September 12, 2019

turtwig

a exotic turtle with a twig sprouting from its head; only found in the vagina

"Wow, my turtwig is popping out right now."
Teacher: Excuse me Johnny stop talking
Johnny: Why dont you just take your turtwig out of your vagg

by Olichel July 23, 2007

turdwinkle

From the Shenandoah Class of 2010. A play name or stupid person.

Ladine, a clown, a sarcastic person.

by Natalie July 1, 2004

turdwilliger

turdwilliger (terd will igg er) noun: 1. A male who annoys you or your company 2. your physical education teacher

origin: Fairborn, Ohio USA

Stop poking my eye with your penis, you turdwilliger!

If we have to run a mile in gym today, I'm going to totally drop Turdwilliger's class.

by SlitherySylvie March 8, 2018

turdwinker

A turdwinker is - i think quite obviously an a**hole. The a**hole, any a**hole.
Basically, a colorful term for a rectal sphincter, or a rectal-sphincter type person....

That TURDWINKER took my seat on the bus.

The peppers were so hot last night that my TURDWINKER is burning today!

by Ozzie The Watchdog March 31, 2023