Turpitude

Wickedness, and vileness.

That chocolate pie is full of turpitude, just look in it's eyes!

by That guy in black December 17, 2008

Turdbitch

A dirty, stinky, crazy fat girl. Used most commonly on dumb or smelly girls.

Did you see the new girl in town, shes a real turdbitch.

A: Hey dont you hate our math teacher?
B: Yeah shes a real turdbitch.

by stone cold steev austins son October 12, 2009

turdpipe

Asshole

You are a turdpipe.

by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

turdito

A small loaf of feces. A little piece of shit. A tiny turd. See dingleberry.

My cat left a turdito on the carpet.

by Wigga July 3, 2003

turdwit

A person with the accumulative wit, and intelligence as week old solid excrement.

Person A: Doop!
Person B: What a turdwit!

by Heggy October 29, 2006

Turdition

A really crappy tradition.

I don't care if our ancestors were Scottish, eating haggis at the family reunion is such a turdition!

by Brown Fury May 30, 2009

triple decker turdpie

A person who exceeds the usual pre-requisites for being a jerk, and is further characterized by pompous indignation at any inferred criticism. These people are facinated with the smell of their own poops.

Carl, the quintesential triple decker turdpie, never returned phone calls from people he suspected mocked him, and preferred the bathroom to the company of others.

by Jayne Fisher July 13, 2012