holiday turding

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

e-turding

When angry people drop nasty conceptual bombs in social media realms.

She takes regular digital shits by e-turding whenever she gets a moment.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

Tunneling

When your mind focuses on only one certain thing and everything else is blocked out.

She was tunneling her ex-boyfriend and not listening to a word I said.

by Hamoto December 31, 2021

turlingdrome.

Yet another classic word from the genius of Douglas Adams (read the books if you haven't already). "Turlingdrome" is a word known throughout the Galaxy as a grave insult, equalling the insulting insultiveness of such words as "swut" and "joojooflop." Thankfully, however, it doesn't even come CLOSE to that deadliest of all words: "Belgium."

Enlightened HG2G Reader: "See that guy over there? He's never even picked up the Hitchhiker's Guide, the turlingdrome. He probably doesn't even have a towel."

Random Unenlightened Non-HG2G Reader: "Er, pardon me, but what the hell did you just say?"

by A whelk July 8, 2006

Tardling

The offspring of 2 Tards !!

"your our little Tardling"

by baggy600 February 13, 2010

christy turlington

Christy Turlington is one of the most beautiful souls to ever walk this Earth. One of the original 'Supermodels' of the 1990's (along with Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, Stephanie Seymour and Kate Moss) she has graced over 500 magazine covers, numerous music videos, and demonstrated to the world that a career in fashion modeling need not lead to drug abuse, sexual promiscuity, scandal or self-destruction. By all accounts Christy Turlington is a loving mother (to daughter Grace and son Finn), wife (to filmmaker/actor Edward Burns) and advocate of spiritual awareness (born a Catholic she's also become a voice for Yoga) and social betterment (giving time and energy for many social issues beside friend Bono of U2). She's a joy and an inspiration to millions of fans and admirers, and typifies both beauty on the outside and beauty on the inside.

"She is a spiritus mundi, a soul spun of stardust, but it's what's inside that shines. She's a real Christy Turlington."

by tabula rasa October 28, 2006

torkeling

Performing oral sex on someone. It comes from a combination of the words "tongue" and "snorkeling."

She never wants to have sex, but she is always up for a good torkeling.

by Luke64 July 24, 2008