Turtlet

A baby turtle, usually pretty small and cute

Hey look at that Turtlet!!!!
A what?
A baby turtle.

by Eric is Banana Man August 27, 2009

Turlet

Toilet, the john, the crapper

I can't seem to get away from the turlet today.

by alphachimp October 11, 2003

tumbleturd

(n) (sl) - Term referring to an actual scarab insect known as the Dung Beetle. This creature is native to many parts of the world, including Egypt, Africa, and South America... but it is also known to inhabit the Southern Regions of the eastern United States. The insect rolls wads of feces into a near-perfect ball, and lays its eggs inside the turd-roll, so that they may feed on the fecal matter as they develop.

In the south, this term is also often applied to refer to a contemptible person, or mischievous youngster.

While I was in Mississippi, I saw a Tumbleturd rolling dog poop down Bourbon St.

Hey! What are you Tumbleturds doing over there at that vacant house?! Don't make me call the cops!

I used to think Bob was a good guy, but lately, he has proven to be quite the tumbleturd.

by Haywood Jablomy 2 April 22, 2018

turdlets

Small brown turd remnants left on the sides of the bowl or on the underside of the seat after explosive diarrhea. Turdlets often need repeated flushing in order to dislodge. When left in place too long, turdlets adhere to porcelain like concrete.

" Who had the balls to drop a deuce here and leave me a batch of turdlets?"

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Tublet

A cuddle-punching, cat-loving internet denizen who can often be found on Yahoo Answers. Tublet is well known for riding the bus and having an affinity for cute, furry hamsters. Upsetting Tublet may result in the offender receiving a slap to the face. However, anyone who is an 8.5 or above on a scale of 1-10 is immune from such punishment.

I asked Tublet for a cuddle-punch and all I got was a slap to the face because I'm only a 6 on a scale of 1-10.

by revengi June 30, 2009

turtletown

If you see a lot of turtles in one place in a group.

I see a turtletown up ahead.

by Turtle town June 9, 2017

turtletext

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.

yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.

by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009