Bret Turnage

A Bret Turnage is the most hilarious person in the world. He is the life of any party. He does anything to help his friends and is amazing in bed. Seriously, his penis is AMAZING. And he knows how to treat his girl, and make her feel like a queen. You are very lucky if you have come in contact with a Bret Turnage.

OMG Look! It's a Bret Turnage!

by iamsoawesome123 November 5, 2011

tubbage

The fat carried around a person's mid-section.

Check out the tubbage on that chick!

by Charles Alexander Billington June 27, 2006

Kiss-turbate

The kissing of oneself

So, kiss-turbate!

by Kiss moi! July 27, 2010

turdager

A teenager with an attitude.

Hanging out with a turdager is frustrating.

by downpourpillager October 1, 2016

turbanese

the religion of turbans and head wraps

man im practing a new religion, turbanese

by tawnsmith July 1, 2010

Turbanemo

The name given to an Emo kid wearing a turban

"Check out the turbanemo in the pit, he is proper hxc"

by kezuke June 18, 2007

Tubage

Verb- the act have sexual intercourse with great intensity and vigor, from the male perspective.
Noun- above average size male genitalia, opposite of stoobage. See also stoobage

Verb- "I was out all night layin' down some crazy mad tubage."

Noun- "The sex was magical. He filled me up with his tubage."

by majorkong December 6, 2013