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Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.
Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.
by amnesiaivy January 29, 2020
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tommies

Tommies are people who are native of Toms River NJ and are the sworn enemy of bennies. Every summer they wage war with the bennies from up north. Usually they just give wrong directions to them.
Benny: "How do you get to Seaside Heights?"
Tommy: "Go to Rt. 37, make a right and once you pass under the GSP and reach the hospital, you are almost there, just a few more miles past lakehurst, and the beach will be in front of you before you know it."
by Morgulking75 May 24, 2005
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timmies

place where great coffee is sold.

background: oldest/largest coffee chain in canada

this is the short form for :Tim Hortons
Example: wanna go to timmies, and grab a coffee. Ok, as long as i get a double, double.
by Cancron July 25, 2004
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best coffee store in all of Canada
by rowdy mark rowderson June 4, 2011
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Tommies Whalehammer

This is the sexual act of inserting a hammer into a BBW's anus abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and semen, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the clitoris. Continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.
I gave Jeanette Big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad's hammer. It was like visiting the aquarium!
by Arse raider December 4, 2017
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Timmies fried pigeons

Hi! Welcome to timmies fried pigeons!
Here’s our menu:

Deep fried pigeons

Regular fried pigeons

Chongyun’s chilled fried pigeon

Fried duck

Xialings spicy pigeon
Person 1: Diluc just killed all timmies pigeons!
Person 2: I know, it’s for his restaurant timmies fried pigeons
by Venti Barbados December 1, 2021
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tommies

Slang -(n) 1. A derogatory term for a British Soldier. Most likely from World War I. 2. Tommy Atkins: Generic name for the "British" common soldier.
Movie U-571 (German sub being depth charged by an allied destroyer) "The Tommies are crapping all over us captian!"
by Todd Cosma April 16, 2008
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