Shoving a cactus up your ass and then having loving anal sex so the piece of shit of a cheater can feel the spikes. After the anal sex, u snap the dick and the cactus in half, as revenge for the guy cheating on u with another guy.
Alex: 'Damn bro I can't believe u 'dirty tuan'ed ur ex.'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'
by taekook bros June 7, 2020
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Girl 1: I wish I was like Tuana. She is so beautiful and everybody likes her.
Girl 2: Of course they like her. Everybody likes a Tuana.
Girl 2: Of course they like her. Everybody likes a Tuana.
by LilFreshRoyn April 24, 2020
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by offclmt January 6, 2019
Get the Mark Tuan mug.A very popular boy name in Vietnamese. A Vietnamese should have no childhood if he/she don't have any friend name Tuan Anh. Tuan Anh is usually a nerd. He loves programming and learning to code.
Tuan Anh is a weeb who is always play rhythm games like osu! in his first year of high school.
Look, that's Tuan Anh, he's an introvert nerd.
Look, that's Tuan Anh, he's an introvert nerd.
by Chau TDN January 1, 2022
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Boy 2: Yes, that's Telana, she can sing too
Boy 2: Yes, that's Telana, she can sing too
by Spearton December 1, 2013
Get the telana mug.a girl who has a perfect body and is stalked around by fit boys including perverts she's bossy and somtimes quiet.
She like to have a lauhg and can never say no to fun.
She like to have a lauhg and can never say no to fun.
by tikyle October 31, 2011
Get the Tolani mug.Tuana is a very severely depressed girl, people expect her to be perfect and she tries but inside she will just be another lonely depressed soul. She is a very sweet, kind, nice, lovely girl but is misunderstood, she has been through a lot but is always there for people who have back stabbed her, she has a fear of being forgotten but doesn't show it. She fools everybody with her perfect smile but doesn't feel that way at all. Although she is the funniest girl you will ever meet
Tuana are you ok?
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