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Tugboat

When a dog drags its ass on the ground to scratch itself.
Max the dog had a night full of tugboating after getting into the leftover chili.
by Shittyhorse September 29, 2011
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tugboat

When a female or male give a man a handjob while in the bath tub or hot tub when it is full of water. In this situation, the hand would be the tugboat whilst the penis represents the boat being tugged.
Dude, when we got home, we decided to relax and get in the hot tub and she totally gave me a tugboat!
by THE SOCCER MOM June 15, 2010
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The Tugboat

The Tugboat consists of a Lead Metal Pipe, some barb-wire and possibly a few matchbox cars. first, you take the pipe, and you violently shove the pipe down someones anus(rectum) and then ravel the barb-wire into the pipe, now if you have matchbox cars, you can shoot them down the pipe and have a crash landing. other than that, while the barb-wire is inserted through the pipe and the rectum, TUG the pipe out, leaving the barbwire and cars trapped in the asshole. the barb-wire will hurt like a bitch, so use this as a violent torture method.
hey john, you know that nigger that started problems with me at the welfare office the other day? well me and tom gave that nigger the tugboat nd he wont shit right for a week!
by tugboats508 April 6, 2009
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Tugboat

A nickname for a person that is fat or on the chubby side
Originated from Connor
Dude Connor is such a tugboat
by nicecamper45 June 2, 2013
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Tugboat

When a female or male is jerking off a male and 'motorboats' his balls.
She gave you a tugboat! She's a freak.
by Richard B. January 4, 2009
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Tugboat

by verbal36 July 28, 2010
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Tugboat

Similar to Docking except an uncircumcised man docks with a woman with an oversized clitoris. I wouldn't think it would need to be said, but the man's penis needs to be larger than the woman's clitoris.
Jesus, Donna. Your clit must be 3in! What do you say we tugboat?
by Definitely not Gooch December 13, 2019
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