Clitorial Tutorial

The process of teaching a unexperienced guy the in's and out's during his first sexual encounter (with a woman).

"Girl he had no idea what he was doing, I had to give him a clitorial tutorial"

by Indychk August 16, 2005

tutorage

(n.) The giving of instruction or guidance in the way of coolness to another person.

Our academy offers the kind of tutorage that allows you to condense complicated thoughts into really awesome words ending with -age.

by Parisotto March 3, 2008

tutoring

code word for sex in the academic world.

Jordan: So, what did you do this weekend?
Michael: I had to tutor this chick.
Lindsey: You tutored? Or you TUTORED?
Michael: Yeah, I TUTORED her. Her dad pays me hourly.
Jordan: So how long did you end up tutoring her for?
Michael: Let's just say I tutored her at the table all night long.
Lindsey: Manwhore.

by Jordan and Lindsey May 13, 2008

tactor

A stage technician that is occasionally forced into an acting position against his/her will

Thomas the Techie has a part as the lead Tactor.

by me December 7, 2004

tutorial porn

Treating web tutorials as entertainment rather than attempting to learn anything. Often for hours on end.

Instead of getting my project done I just spent the day watching tutorial porn

by Cornpurse November 10, 2020

Jumping Jack Tutorial

A male psychological mind trick, mostly used by the female species, the trick is commenced by asking for the male to perform the jumping jack tutorial. The male thinks he is doing jumping jacks but all the female sees is fuckin shlong bouncin.

He is soooo dumb I even tricked him with the jumping jack tutorial on FaceTime. Boys will do anything Jesus.

by Spaggionalgree July 4, 2019

PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder

PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder — A term first coined by online class help expert, Jim O'Hara, that refers to the phenomenon that occurs whenever a student gets scammed online by someone claiming to be a "tutor," and now suddenly believes that ALL online tutors are scammers. Out of fear of being scammed again, students with "PTSD" force genuinely legitimate online tutors to go through completely arbitrary & convoluted nonsense to try to “prove” the tutor's legitimacy. However, because of the student's "PTSD," no matter how much concrete evidence the tutor provides bolstering their legitimacy, the student is still convinced the genuinely legitimate online tutor is just another scammer.

Jeez, this student that texted me got some serious PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder! Apparently, some foreign scammer from the Middle East claimed to be an expert in chemistry and tricked her into paying him upfront. Then he blocked her number and never heard from him again. Because of that, this student is making me jump through hoops to try to prove I'm not another scammer. It is complete BS that she's making me go through this nonsense when she totally didn't make that other guy do so before. But it's pointless, no matter how much proof I give her, her PTSD will still make her think I'm a scammer, so what's even the point of humoring her?

by Jim O'Hara - Exam Help Expert August 2, 2022