Turtlehead Shuffle

When you have to take a shit really bad, but are not near a toilet,in attempt to relive some of the pressure,carefully farting so that ony the gas escapes from the anus,going around the massive load of shit trying to exit you as well,usually resulting in the fart smelling just like the shit poking at you.by doing this you do run the risk of shitting your pants.

Ben- Dude you smell like shit

Sean-sorry dude,I have to take a massive shit and i am doing the Turtlehead Shuffle

Ben-Ok I will get off the freeway and get your rancid ass to a restroom before you shit your pants!

by cee jay 1634 January 18, 2010

Turtlehead

When you really need to shit and it starts coming out

NEED THE TOILET, GOT A TURTLEHEAD

by Superstar McAwesomesauce December 9, 2016

fucklehead

Not enough sense or knowledge to be a knucklehead

I came across a fucklehead today. He said he couldn't get 10 pounds of sugar in a 5 pound bag.

by Daniel Hairston, Jr. August 3, 2007

Pucklehead

A verb describe someone being splodgy in attitude. Not deliberately awkward or negative or even optimistic, just splodgy and uncertain.

"Look Pucklehead, make your mind up"

by Ollyisland January 12, 2013

turtlehead touching cloth

When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.

i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth

by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018

Fucklehead

Someone who is more stupid than a knucklehead and fucks things up for you

You are a fucklehead.
Stop being a fucklehead
He was being such a fucklehead last night I couldn’t be around him.

by Fridgelover69 April 13, 2019

Turtlehead

1. The head of a turtle

2. The protruding end of a faeces out of somebody's anus prompting a rush to the toilet.

Jesus! I must go to the crapper. There's a turtlehead in me undercrakers!!

by BumCigar January 13, 2004