1. An abject ninja, who constantly falls off of rooftops, throws shrunken only to impale oneself, and manages to only roundhouse itself in the face.
2. A technique of kung fu where you stab yourself in every major organ, in order to gain the element of surprise.
3. A ninja method of subterfuge, where the ninja hides in broad daylight, wearing bells. Adopted from Ueshiba Morihei's theory of "hidden in plain sight."
4. A gay ninja, who resembles "Bonk" from bonks adventures. An utter disappointment to his sensei, and who was banished from Japan, for using his kung fu stealth "inappropriately". Usually found wearing his ass less ninja uniform trying to bounce off of clouds. He is noted for his unusual battle cry; "sssseppuku!" and his stance against the Tabi long boots, and his favoritism toward pink Ugs.
5. A ninja who invented the dildo tipped grappling hook, the silicon padded ninja claw, and plastic vibrating Bokken.
2. A technique of kung fu where you stab yourself in every major organ, in order to gain the element of surprise.
3. A ninja method of subterfuge, where the ninja hides in broad daylight, wearing bells. Adopted from Ueshiba Morihei's theory of "hidden in plain sight."
4. A gay ninja, who resembles "Bonk" from bonks adventures. An utter disappointment to his sensei, and who was banished from Japan, for using his kung fu stealth "inappropriately". Usually found wearing his ass less ninja uniform trying to bounce off of clouds. He is noted for his unusual battle cry; "sssseppuku!" and his stance against the Tabi long boots, and his favoritism toward pink Ugs.
5. A ninja who invented the dildo tipped grappling hook, the silicon padded ninja claw, and plastic vibrating Bokken.
Steve: "Why is mike jump kicking the printer?"
Bill: "Hes a tsujimoto."
Dan: "I just felt a strong hand cup my crotch. But i dont see anyone else around."
Jessica: "dont look at me.. it must have been that tsujimoto over there.. hes one sneaky bastard."
Bill: "Hes a tsujimoto."
Dan: "I just felt a strong hand cup my crotch. But i dont see anyone else around."
Jessica: "dont look at me.. it must have been that tsujimoto over there.. hes one sneaky bastard."
by superdudeman June 26, 2009
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Based off the Japanese word Tsujigiri (which means the same thing).
Based off the Japanese word Tsujigiri (which means the same thing).
Woman 1: Did you hear what happened downtown yesterday?
Woman 2: No, what happened?
Woman 1: Somone Tsujied Bob's ear off!
Woman 2: No, what happened?
Woman 1: Somone Tsujied Bob's ear off!
by Malkov Volkov IV June 11, 2013
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This being loves PARTAYS,kick ass,chat with friends and prove why he can be the best.
This being loves PARTAYS,kick ass,chat with friends and prove why he can be the best.
by Tsuzuja March 19, 2004
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by The Fiddler December 16, 2004
Get the Tsuzuja mug.(literally crossroads killing) term for a practice when a samurai, after receiving a new katana or developing a new fighting style or weapon, tests its effectiveness by attacking a human opponent, usually a random defenseless passer-by, in many cases during nighttime. The practitioners themselves are also referred to as tsujigiri. Tsuji stands for street crossing and kiri for slash or to cut something off.
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Get the tsujiorka mug.when (idk what to put) someone calls their self tzujiaki they’re basically wanting something from him
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