Fear of having a secret sexual relationship with a co-worker or acquaintance. Typically afflicts people who are married. Although they fantasize about banging the other party, and they know the other party is willing, they cannot overcome the fear of their partner finding out about the illicit affair. In men, this is usually found in ball-less, hen-pecked pantywaists who are dominated by their spouse and cannot imagine an alternative life without them. They may fear that their wife might literally kick their ass, or that they would possibly pull out all the stops and call in Guido and the boys to take care of the situation.

Bill knows that the hot new secretary wants to jump his bones, but he can't pull the trigger. That poor trystophobic bastard!

"Hello, my name is John and I suffer from trystophobia". (Chorus of blue balled house-husbands sitting in a circle)...."Hello John"..........

(Margie) "Fred is such a hunk I just want to jump on him and ride him like a cow girl" (Gwen) "Don't waste your time, he's a trystophobe".

trystophobia by bgm71 July 22, 2013

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Tristen Fulton

He is a very well known person for a paring in tv shows, movies and more. But he also owns a couple of company's the most successful earning him about 100K per year is FultonLawnCare a family owned company.

Did you see Tristen Fulton on tv?

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Tristania

An undeniable awesome band, which was formed in the end of '96. They mostly play Gothic Metal, but also have hints of Death Metal Black Metal and Opera, which fits really well with their female vocalists voice.

Tristania has 3 vocalists:

Vibeke Stene - female vocals
Kjetil Ingebrethsen - death vocals
Østen Bergøy - clean vocals

Tristania has at the moment 5 albums on the street, first one being Tristania, then in order of appearence:

Widow's Weeds
Beyond the Veil
World of Glass
Ashes

Tristania is an awesome Gothic Metal band.

Tristania by Atheuz October 17, 2005

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