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trumpstance 

The glowering stare and leaning-forward body language of the 45th President of the US when he seeks to bully other heads of state.
When a journalist asked the Italian Prime Minister about the questionable outcome of the recent G7 summit, as they stood at adjacent podiums in the White House, assuming trumpstance was second nature for the Mobster in Chief.
trumpstance by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018
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Trumpstick 

A brand of lipstick that members of the Cabinet (and other ass kissers) use to mold their lips into the best shape to fit Donald Trump's ass.
Cabinet Member I : My Trumpstick makes my lips pucker into the perfect shape for doing what the President loves best.
Cabinet Memeber II: Yes, so does mine. But I don't understand why the hot pink Trumpstick that I apply comes out brown when I finish with POTUS' daily smooch.
Trumpstick by Sugarbumbum June 14, 2017

Trumpeting 

(verb): to bellow, rant, vehemently whine, or otherwise blow out metaphorical hot air. To demand attention, throw a tantrum or have a fit. To fill a space with as much shrill noise & self-righteousness as possible. To lie, loudly & "bigly." To pander to the gullible & rile up the immoral & willfully ignorant. To distract, manipulate & play your supporters like a musical instrument with your tiny, tiny hands.
"Dude... It's 3:00 a.m. & your weird theatre major roommate won't shut up about how his ex stole the his youth & the best years of his life, & how there's some vast conspiracy preventing his success & disallowing anyone to recognize his otherwise obvious genius. Evidently he thinks the world revolves around him?"

"I know, I'm sorry man. Just ignore him, he's Trumpeting, again."
Trumpeting by Kuaishou December 29, 2018

trumpeting penis 

A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble
Carls trumpeting penis coverd her whole face like a ten man bukkake !

TrumpStank 

a condition that describes a person, place or thing that reminds another person or persons, of the infamously negative and/or deeply revolting, terrifying or just plain unpleasant, behaviors, actions and non-actions (especially) of one Donald J. Trump- Formally Impeached President Of The United States Of America.
TrumpStank descriptive noun: as in "For the next 10,000 years, Americans will not support, advise or even consider voting for anyone who seems like, thinks like, feels like, acts like or even smells like one Donald J. Trump, impeached "president " of the USA, 'cuz they've got TrumpStank on 'em"
TrumpStank by peaceful1952 May 6, 2020

Trumpskin 

when someone goes overboard on a tan and has an orange glow
Donald has a Trumpskin
Trumpskin by my-peroid-is-near April 29, 2017
A term used to describe the now widespread feeling of raw disgust coupled with sudden nausea that washes over you when you must endure the odd, childishly idiotic and snarky hatespeak shot from the vile and nasal-sounding piehole of this pathetic con artist.
Four years of feeling continuously trumpsick was definitely enough for me.
trumpsick by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2023