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Traffucked

To be delayed due to a high volume of traffic.
Dude, we would have been here right on time, but we got traffucked.
by XC Jay April 11, 2008
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traffuck

noun - what goes through one's mind upon entering traffic; how humanity really feels about traffic... the word "traffic" just does NOT suffice
"I apologize for being late... I got stuck in traffuck."

Or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, "OH TRAFFUCK!!"
by Traffuckfeldt October 22, 2009
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Traffucked

"Man, I've been traffucked for the last one hour. Nothing's moving here, it's like a parking lot."
by BombayAddict January 8, 2009
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traffuck

traf-uck noun, verb, -fucked, -fuck·ing.

–noun
1.
the lack of movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.: the heavy traffuck on Main Street.
2.
the vehicles, persons, etc., not moving in an area, along a street, etc.
3.

when you absolutely can't be late and you get stuck on the road you are traffucked.
4.
Road congestion stress.
running late for a job interview came around the bend on the thruway and suddenly a dead stop...traffuck. The traffic has f**ked me again.
by Never say January 4, 2011
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Damn! Traffuck is so bad, I'm going to be so late!
by Crippy Dented November 19, 2010
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Christina was TRAFFUCKED this morning because of the overturned big rig on the 60 freeway.
by KroqnGirl July 23, 2009
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traffuck jam

A complete traffic SNAFU which can no longer be called a traffic jam but this.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
Max: "What is this...oh..great the traffic is at a stand-still and we're in the express lanes!"
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
by psiscott2000 May 9, 2006
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